Malik Turner, a 40-year-old
UPS sorter who lives with his mom in Harlem and is the most eligible
bachelor in the New York, if not the country, if not the world, if not
the universe!
Scooping up vagina with the click of a mouse on Craigslist isn't the
way a natural born romantic like Malik wants to woo the lady of his wet
dreams to snuggle with him on the top bunk in hi...